on my website i can see what people have typed in as popular search terms to find my store or a product that lead them to my store. all websites do this. anyways, yesterday one of the more popular search terms was, “squid babies in my pants.”
i am not making this up. there should seriously be a moment of silence for whoever is out there wanting squid babies in their pants. and then there should be a moment of silence that it lead them to my store.
okay i’ll admit it. i was too curious, i had to type it in the search bar, and see what would actually come up. i wanted to see if it was some kind of tribal tradition or some silly song for kids i didn’t know about.
nothing remotely close came up to that. nothing really came up at all. just links that had squid in them. therefore an excerpt from my first blog came up, and thus lead them to my store. which gave me the creepies.
i am not sure what the world is coming too, but when you have someone typing in a search bar enough times that “squid babies in my pants” actually comes up under the radar of my most popular search terms, it’s time to get back to religion folks.
yea thats right, i said it. its time for some churchy church. and possibly a good therapist.
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